Knock-knock!
"Who's there?"
"Little Boy Blue."
"Little Boy Blue who?"
"Michael Jackson!"
What
is the simularity in McDonalds and Michael Jackson?
12 YEAR-OLD MEAT BETWEEN THEIR OLD, STALE BUNS!
What do JC Pennys and Michael Jackson have in common?
BOY'S PANTS HALF OFF!
What is the difference between Acne and Michael Jackson?
ACNE DOESN'T COME ON YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE 13!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year-olds?
THERE IS 20 TO CHOOSE FROM!
How does Michael Jackson know when it's time to go to bed?
WHEN THE BIG HAND IS ON THE LITTLE HAND!